Anonymous said: could happily hit her with a car next time I see her she deserves nothing she's a little stuck up cunt that thought she was the best in the world now she's got fuck all and crys all the time why doesn't she kill herself yet mate she's fucked and won't even answer my calls anymore the little slut hope you live a happier life without that slut mate

Then I was like:

look up trapcall mate :))

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Anonymous said: did courtney tell you about me ringing her?? it's so fun tbh Declan

Then I was like:

you are the worst kind of person deadset you’re the biggest cunt i could ever imagine, ringing someone anonymously and abusing them, a guy abusing a girl no less. wake up to yourself you absoulute fucking piece of dirt, i hope you get ebola and fucking die 

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do you ever talk to someone and feel really happy no matter how shit the conversation is

(via pizza)




very relevant
Anonymous said: I've been told three times that she is and you're keeping it?

Then I was like:

I’d love to know who has the time to make this shit up tbh coz you must all live sad lives

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Anonymous said: Is courtney preggas?

Then I was like:

she is most definitely not?? hahahahha

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The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster


googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”



do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach


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