wiltingpetals:

nudit:

relevant

very relevant
Anonymous said: I've been told three times that she is and you're keeping it?

Then I was like:

I’d love to know who has the time to make this shit up tbh coz you must all live sad lives

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Anonymous said: Is courtney preggas?

Then I was like:

she is most definitely not?? hahahahha

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

awwww-cute:

The face she gives me when she wants to get on the couch

let her on the damn couch you monster
sleepybrowneyes:

seifukucat:

googled “dog swearing” and wasn’t disappointed

His fucking look of determination. Like, “you’re going to fucking jail Greg.”

terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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erinkyan:

one day this won’t make me laugh but today is not that day